ungloom (y)our heart balloon with this chewy amalgam of semiotic bubblegum

September 5, 2012 2:59 pm
Needless to say, 7 decades of filth precedes your germaphobic coochie!! Welcome!!

Needless to say, 7 decades of filth precedes your germaphobic coochie!! Welcome!!

August 23, 2012 3:39 pm

danagould:

And the award for Most Inexplicable Use Of Horses goes to…

May 28, 2012 11:21 am May 19, 2012 1:19 pm May 16, 2012 3:35 pm

she is so funny, wish there were more videos of her stand-up. only 48k views? c’mon, innanet

February 22, 2012 2:23 pm February 8, 2012 3:57 pm

Delocated. Deeelightful. Watch it from the beginning because all the episodes are golden.

February 6, 2012 12:34 pm

Can’t get enough of Hennessy Youngman

December 29, 2011 3:23 am
CONTEMPORARY ART IS BULLSHIT B

NIGGAS STILL DID ART THOUGH, AND THIS IS WHEN ART CHANGED B CUZ NOW NIGGAS WAS JUST DRAWIN WHATEVER AND CALLIN IT ART. NIGGAS STARTED PAINTING MAD CIRCLES AND SQUARES ON A PAPER AND BEING LIKE “THIS SHIT IS CALLED GUERNICA B” THEN IT WAS A WRAP. NIGGAS STARTED ANALYZING SHIT AND SAYING SHIT LIKE “THIS IS AN IMPORTANT PIECE FOR THIS PERIOD”…CRAZY NIGGAS STARTED DRAWING WILD SHIT AND SOME SMART NIGGAS WERE LIKE “OH SHIT I’M BOUT TO MAKE CRAZY BREAD” AND DREW A SQUARE ON A PAPER AND SOLD THE SHIT TO SOME DICKHEAD WITH A MANSION FOR 50000 DOLLARS. THEN THAT OTHER NIGGA STARTED SPLASHING PAINT ON SHIT AND WAS AN ALCOHOLIC AND NIGGAS MADE A MOVIE ABOUT HIS LIFE STARRING ED HARRIS B!!”

"IMAGINE IF EVERYTHING ELSE WAS LIKE THAT THOUGH? NAHMEAN ON SOME EVERYTHING IN THE REAL WORLD WAS LIKE IN THE "ART WORLD" LIKE IMAGINE IF A NIGGA WENT TO A DELI AND WAS LIKE "YO AHMED LEMME GET A SALAMI AND TURKEY ON A HERO WITH SWISS" AND THE NIGGA GAVE YOU 3 CRACKERS AND A LIGHTER AND WAS LIKE "THIS IS MY INTERPRETATION MY FRIEND"…OR IF A COP PULLED YOU OVER AND FOUND A GUN IN YOUR WHIP AND YOU WAS LIKE "THIS IS PERFORMANCE ART RIGHT NOW OFFICER I’M DOING A PIECE ON HOW SOCIETY’S NORMS ARE CONSTRICTING ME AESTHETICALLY" OR SOME OTHER STUPID SHIT AND THE COP WAS LIKE "WOW THAT’S REALLY FRESH AND INSIGHTFUL, YOU HAVE ANY SHOWS COMING UP?"

FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH THAT SHIT B. DRAW SOMETHING COOL NIGGA. NAHMEAN LIKE MY NIGGA ESPO @ FIRSTANDFIFTEENTH.NET (HOLLA)

#SHOUTOUT TO MY NIGGA HENNESSY YOUNGMAN @THEREALHENNESSY”

December 13, 2011 1:14 pm

Patrice O’Neal. Rest in peace.