“The art world is the biggest joke going. It’s a rest home for the overprivileged, the pretentious, and the weak. And modern art is a disgrace – never have so many people used so much stuff and taken so long to say so little. Still, the plus side is it’s probably the easiest business in the world to walk into with no talent and make a few bucks.”—Banksy
I don’t get to spend as much time with my father as I once did, and he’s not the type to call me up just to shoot the breeze. So when I receive calls from him I know it’s either my birthday, I pissed him off, or the world has pissed him off. Yesterday was one such day.
“All the art of the past rises up before me, the art of all ages and all civilizations, everything becomes simultaneous, as if space had replaced time. Memories of works of art blend with affective memories, with my work, with my whole life.”—Alberto Giacometti
“The more I work, the more I see things differently, that is, everything gains in grandeur every day, becomes more and more unknown, more and more beautiful. The closer I come, the grander it is, the more remote it is.”—Alberto Giacometti
“Ultimately, I am suspicious of any form of nostalgia as it represents a paralysis that idealizes the past, compromises the present, and transforms the unfolding future into the production of returning to a past that never existed.”—Jayson Musson aka Hennessy Youngman aka Henrock Allah for his upcoming “Halcyon Days”
after reading howtogetabitchsprung101 my friend Bob, we’ll call him, messaged me saying that it inspired him to try licking pussy. Of course my visceral mental reaction was ”you never ate a pussy in your whole 24 years of life? dafuckiswrongwitchu?”